This was an exercise in overcoming failures in the kitchen. In the end, I saved the pie.First, I tried to put my twist on the dessert by candying some shaved lime peels. They came out like sugar coated rubber strips.Next, the whipped cream. It didn't whip. I was using light cream. If you freeze a stainless steel bowl, pour in the cream, even low fat cream should whip. It didn't. It did however triple in volume though it never got to the soft peak stage.I remixed the milk, lime and cream with a hand mixer on high. The pie did set up after about 3 hours in the refrigerator.I tried freezing it as well and the result is what I would call, an "ice box" cake. The texture of the frozen cream filling was very good.Refrigerated or frozen, give it a try.1 store bought graham cracker lined pie plate1 14 ounce can light, sweetened, condensed milk1/2 cup lime juice (4 to 5 limes)Lime zest from 1 lime1 cup light creamWash the limes. Juice enough limes until you have 1/2 cup.
Zest a lime with a microplane or the use finest openings on a box grater. Add to the condensed milk. Add the lime juice.
Mix the condensed milk, lime juice and zest on high until slightly fluffy.
Whip the cream and add to the milk and lime mixture. Mix on high again for 2 minutes.
Pour into the pie crust.
Refrigerate for at least 3 hours so it sets up. Alternatively, you can freeze the pie to make a frozen dessert.
Decorate with lime pieces.
What kind of potato? The new potatoes below worked well. Normally you would peel the potato, but the thin skin on the new potato (I think it might be a baby Russet) means peeling them is optional.I did peel the carrot before grating. I also peeled the fibrous outer layer on the celery.4 medium new potatoes - about 1-1/4 pounds - cut into bite-sized pieces1/4 cup of white vinegar2 hard boiled eggs, chopped1 rib of celery, diced small1/3 of a large carrot, grated3 heaping tablespoons of light mayonnaise1 heaping tablespoon of bright, green, sweet relish1/2 teaspoon of celery seed1/2 teaspoon of fresh ground black pepper1 pinch of kosher salt if needed1 gallon of well salted water in a pot for boiling the potatoes
Cut the potatoes in half length-wise. Cut the halves in half length-wise.
Slice into bite sized pieces.
Boil the sliced potatoes in the salty water for 25 minutes or until tender.While boiling, grate the carrot. Finely chop the celery. Peel and chop the hard boiled eggs.Drain the water and potatoes into a colander. While still hot, sprinkle the white vinegar on the potatoes while still in the colander. Transfer to a big bowl.Add all the other ingredients and gently fold the mixture well with a rubber spatula.

The white vinegar adds a crisp punch of acid. I like it best for this recipe.The "secret" ingredients in this recipe are the celery seed and sweet relish.Variations:
- Substitute apple cider vinegar
- Add chopped, crispy bacon or finely chopped ham
- Add hot sauce
- Substitute sour cream for the mayonnaise
- Add finely chopped red onion or shallots
It's important to sprinkle on the vinegar while the potatoes are still hot so they absorb the flavor.If the sliced potatoes are cooked in well salted water, you should not need salt for this recipe. Possibly, you may want to add a pinch to the final product based on taste.This recipe makes 8-10 servings at about .25 cents per serving.
We made the chicken. We made the chili. We still have meat leftover. Here is a classic chicken salad.1 pound leftover chicken, chopped1 medium carrot 1-1/2 stalks celery 1 teaspoon Kosher salt1/2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper2-1/2 tablespoons white vinegar3 tablespoons light mayonnaiseChop the celery and carrot finely in a mini food processor. Alternatively, you can get a workout using a chef's knife.Chop up the chicken with a chef's knife. The mini-prep will turn into mush - unless that's what you want. It could be like a dip.Combine all the ingredients, mixing well. Adjust the seasonings to your particular taste.
So we've had the chicken dinner and still plenty of chicken left over. What to do? Make the easiest chili recipe in the world.1 pound chicken, chopped or shredded into small pieces - white meat and dark meat 3 cups crushed or diced tomatoes 1 15 ounce can of pink beans, drained 1 orange or yellow pepper cut into small strips 1 handful of chopped onion 4 cloves of garlic, minced 1/2 cup water 1 packet chili seasoning mix Optional garnish: Any or all of cilantro, cheddar cheese, lime juice, chopped white onion, crushed corn tortilla chipsIt doesn't get any easier than this. Put everything in a big pot (except for the chili seasoning). Bring to a simmer.Stir in the seasoning mix. Simmer another 20 minutes. Done.
Tomato, jalapeno, garlic, onion and cilantro make the base.Place the veg into a container and season with salt, red wine vinegar and honey. It was pretty watery. I used some corn flour to thicken it up and tone down the heat from the jalapeno.Sometimes the jalapeno is like a green pepper and has no heat (but good flavor). Then there are ones that are super hot. My jalapeno was somewhere in-between. I used a whole one, seeds and all. The back of my mouth is still burning. Oh, and when you are done handling the peppers, wash your hands. Even the slightest bit of pepper oil from the pepper skin will get on your fingers. The last thing you want to do is then rub your eye or some other sensitive spot.When working with jalapenos, cut a small slice from the pepper and taste. This way you can judge the heat.Stir everything together. You can enjoy immediately or wait until the next day after all the flavors have been combined well.
This is a dip but I'll spoon it on an omelette; put it on a hot dog; put it on a burrito; in a taco or as a topping for a bowl of chili.
A whole chicken. What a deal. Purdue, on sale for .99 cents a pound. Seven pounds of protein for seven bucks.You can have a couple of nice chicken dinners. With what's left, we can make chicken chili. Maybe some chicken salad too. When there is nothing left, we can make stock from the bones and the chicken neck in the gizzard bag. But, it all starts with the roast chicken.Cut up the vegetables and the fruit that we will stuff inside the chicken cavity. They will provide moisture.
For flavor, season the cavity with salt, pepper, rosemary, sage, thyme and bay leaves. Stuff with the ingredients above.Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.Oil the chicken skin with vegetable oil. Why not butter or olive oil? Because either one of those will tend to burn at a high temperature. Season with salt, pepper and sage. Don't skimp on the salt. It's a big bird. Rub the seasoning into the skin.
Season the back and the breast. Tie up the legs. Why? I don't know. Every recipe you see wants you to "truss" the chicken. Far be it from me to break with tradition.
Pour one to two cups of water into the roasting pan. With the moisture in the chicken cavity and the water in the pan, we are doing whatever we can to ensure a moist bird. Why not brine? Brining the bird does work but I didn't want to make this an all-day project.Roast in a 400 degree oven for 1 hour and 45 minutes. All ovens are different. Use a meat thermometer to check the temperature in the breast and thigh after 1 hour and 30 minutes. Ultimately we are looking for a temperature of slightly over 160 in the breast and not over 200 in the thigh.160 is the magic number after which 99.9% of bacteria can't survive. I got 165 in the breast and 185 in the thigh.
Let the chicken rest for 20 minutes, tented with foil before carving.